So today I read what I posted yesterday, and it really read different than I wanted it to. It really just came across as me making fun of/complaining about my wife.
As I said; not what I intended
Let me issue a public apology:
To whom it may concern,
Roses are red, violets are blue, vomit is green, and now you're sick too.
(that wasn't part of the apology, just a poetic interlude)
Okay, here we go:
To whom it may concern,
Six smart sharp sharks stood still surely saying sorry so say something similarly serendipitous.
hmm...I'm having a little trouble with this apology thing
One more try:
To whom it may concern,
I am truly sorry that my wife dances like a three-legged giraffe and eats like a pig.
Sincerely,
Says Ray
There, now my conscience is cleared.
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