but it turned into far too much strife
You see, to be a good cook
you must read cooking books
and no sooner would I read one than die
I bought some potatoes for $2.50 each
Microwaveable, and just within reach
I thought to myself,
"Why are these on the shelf?
They clearly are the far better buy."
I took my discovery home to begin
cooking and lighting candles for when
She would walk through the door
See no table for four
but only one for her and I
My dreams didn't come to fruition
Because I didn't pay the tuition
To the school of "Yes, you can
be a cook and a straight man"
which is a joke that is meant to be dry
Well the story ends sadly my friends
Like you really expected a different end
They took longer to make than the kind that you bake
and 245% more expensive won't fly
But what is the point of this story?
Should it have been told by Corrie?
No, it does have a purpose:
Women should serve us
because men suck at cooking; no lie
